Mitregate and missionaries, schisms and trials. But it's the heat of summer and we have to leave all that. And everyone should go to the fair!
San Diego is the 7th or 8th largest city in the country. You'd think all were urban, given that, but we have a great county fair held at Del Mar's fairgrounds, close to the city, that brings together the entire county. It is, hands down, the best county fair in the state.
Everyone from the Mexican-American kids in Barrio Logan to the suburban faculty brats in University city to the 4-H kids from East County go the fair. It's a great democratizer, where languages and classes mingle. There is food (funnel cakes, fried "bloomin' onions", and deep fried snickers), carnival rides and coasters, carny attractions (world's largest steer!) , farm competitions and displays (dairy goats, pigs, massive bulls). The 4-Hers hope to sell their steers to office groups from downtown. There are competitions for food (pies, cakes, etc), the best county high school newspapers and yearbooks; sewing and knitting and crafts, and collections (I took a picture of a "ketchup packet collection" that competed).
And plants: orchids, roses, banzais. There are gardening competitions, salesmen selling hot-tubs and kitchen re-dos (you get great deals at the fair). There are hawkers (the Cham-WOW, the appliances that dice-slice-and just about carve the turkey) and craftsmen selling jewelry. Cooking demos, and people carving a butter sculpture. You can take your picture with a parrot, or in olde time costumes.
A beer garden offers a place to sit while watching the US lose at soccer. City kids get to meet goats and pigs for the first time. All the kids convene at the carny rides, where boys win giant stuffed animals for the girls, and everyone tosses hoops over the coke bottles. There are bungy jumps and cheap UV lighted horror rides, fueled by sodas and corn-dogs.
The evenings end with concerts by almost-has-beens and up-n-comers, fireworks, and sleepy kids stuffed with bad food, clutching their stuffed animals and kettlecorn as they take the bus back to the car.