Friday Red Mr. Peanut Bank and Gallito Mescalito Blogging: See Ya, Jake! Edition

For the Reverend Terry Lee Martin Fixed by the Alter Guild (Cross-posted at Padre Mickey's Dance Party)

Tune: "See You Later, Alligator" as performed by Bill Haley and the Comets


Well he's gonna close his blog down
That's what Father Jake said


Well he's gonna close his blog down
That's what Father Jake said
When I asked him "What's the matter?"
This is what I heard him say:



See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
Gonna do sumpin' else now
I'll be back in a while



When I thought of what he told me,
Nearly made me lose my head



'Cuz I like to read the comments
And see what everybody's said
But Jake's Place is closing down now
This is what we heard him say:



See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile



See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
Gonna do sumpin' else now
I'll be back in a while


Big honkin' squawkin' horn solo





That place had great conversations
But some mean talk, too



Yeah, some GREAT conversations,
But I said some mean stuff there, too
Jake said it was getting toxic
And endangering his soul, sooooo



See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile
Gonna do sumpin' else now
I'll be back in a while



David and Lynn've started places
Where we can all congregate




Yeah, they've started online places
Where we can all congregate
And we don't know what might happen
They're may even be comments by Jake!

said But for now it's:

sung See you later, alligator,
After 'while, crocodile


See you later, alligator,
So long, that's all
Goodbye!!


¡¡SSHHRRRRRIIIIIIEEEEEKKKK!!